Phates Blog

Mr Howard Has Done It Yet Again!

2006-03-08T11:23:00.000+11:00

Mr Howard was seen a few days ago not in Australia, nor in America, but right in India where he was talking to the Prime Minister of India. When he was doing the press conference with the Indian Prime Minister he was put on the spot when the Indian Priminister said "We are short of Uranium and we would like Australia to supply us with some".
Now I dont know about Mr Howard but I definently know one thing that Uranium is good for...Nuclear Arms. The worst part is that Mr Howard is considering Changing the Asutralian Policy so that he can sell them Uranium. India is a country that hasnt yet signed the Nuclear Agreement! They could turn their backs on us one day and bomb the crap out of us!

Saddam

2005-12-09T19:51:00.000+11:00

Blog Of Interest

2005-07-20T19:53:00.000+10:00

I would like to bring the attention of a blog called http://opinion-inc.blogspot.com. I hold a partnership in this blog and would like to announce that it is worth looking at. We review stuff and give it a rating.
Another Blog that reviews stuff is my very own http://orarereviews.blogspot.com. This site focuses mainly on games and Movies.
Check these blogs out,
Phate

People On Roads

2005-07-20T19:40:00.000+10:00

I was getting driven to the local railway a few day ago when a child, most likly suicidal, ran out into the driving space of my automobile. YOU STUPID FUCKTARD HOW DARE YOU INTRUDE INTO MY DRIVING SPACE. Back in my days we jumped off big buildings if we wanted to die. But no people of today look at the car to see if it has any dents to indicate road rage, of no dints they cross right in front of you without looking. Then you have these ass wipes who dont have the common curtesy to look at you whilst you insult them.
SCREW THE PEOPLE OF TODAY

I'll Tell You What Is Annoying

2005-05-30T11:49:00.000+10:00

The Corby Case

2005-05-27T19:41:00.000+10:00

20 years in prison. Sounds ok if you were serving the time in Australia. But a fucked up country like Bali has some of the worst prisons in the world. Bali has the most fucked up peice of shit government ever created. Guilty until proven innocent. FUCKED UP FUCKY PEICE OF FUCKED UP LEGEL SYSTEM. The judges are crooked and dissmis anything that proves innocence. Corby is fucking innocent. Why the hell would you take drugs over to bali when you can buy them over in Bali for less cash. Just shows how shit Bali's Legal system is.

2005-04-23T16:26:00.000+10:00

This is my nice Toshiba laptop.....Marvelous piece of shit. NEVER EVER TRY AND GET TO THE CMOS BATTERY....AS YOU CAN SEE THE RESULTS ARE TERRIBLE.

Toshiba make it real easy to open the case. All I wanted to do was reset the BIOS password. Backdoor passwords don't even seem to work. And I cut my hand in the process.

The Windows Key

2005-04-23T13:47:00.001+10:00

I HATE THE WINDOWS KEY. When I'm playing counter-strike and go to crouch the window minimizes and then I see that menu pop up as though to mock me. Well I hate you Windows Start Menu. Stop mocking me and go to hell. Last keyboard I had did not have a windows key because I ripped it out. But now that I've got a new keyboard I can't be as destructive. If I wanted to goto the windows menu I would goto the windows menu by using my mouse.

VS

I also hate internet Explorer. Fire Fox is the best browser. Goto and see the difference for yourself.
Firefox is free to download and seems to search faster. But Fireofx does take up more RAM. Precious precious RAM

Schapelle Corby

2005-04-23T13:25:00.000+10:00

Schapelle Corby has been recommended for a life sentence in Bali. She was caught smuggling marijuana into Bali. Number One: How on earth can the magistrate prove that Corby did actually smuggle marijuana into Bali?. Personally I seem to think that Corby is innocent and has had an unfair trial. Her defense was not very strong and probley made things worse. Corby has no record of any Drug activity. So ask yourself this, would you smuggle drugs into Bali knowing what the penalty would? And would you just put them in the bag not making any effort of concealing them?. Corby should be set free because there is no way that she can be proven guilty. Australia submitted information durin the trial. The information contained facts that Corbys suitcase/bag
was actually lighter when the bag was checked in customs. When Corby arrived in Bali the bag was heavier. So someone must have put the drugs into her bag durin the trip. But Bali is not accepting this and saying that the evidence is not sufficient enough to prove her innocence. How dare Bali keep her in their crap prisons and say that she is guilty. I say Australia should rebel against Bali. This is not the way Corby should spend the rest of her life. I AM NEVER GOING TO GOTO BALI.

What happened In Iraq?

2005-04-23T13:14:00.000+10:00

I was wondering to myself a few weeks ago 'what was accomplished from the war in Iraq'. George Bush said that there was 'weapons of mass destruction'. Where are the weapons of mass destruction? George has lost his marbles. he wouldn't know if a nuclear
silo was located in the White House. After all of the bloodshed the American Army's did not find one weapon off mass destruction. I seem to think that George Bush ordered an attack because Iraq had the oil industry. And because America has to be greedy and occupy three quarters of the worlds resources America then needs more oil. And I also ask the question 'Why Australian Troops went to battle?'. There was no reason for Australia to send infantry over to Iraq. America influenced Australia to send troops. Australia has the best troops in the world. The SAS should not be wasted simply because America needs to hog more oil. Most wars can be avoided simply by getting on with your own life and country's staying within there own borders. AND NOT HOGGING ALL OF THE WORLDS RESOURCES.

TV Adverts

2005-04-20T16:40:00.000+10:00

I was sitting around one night. Enjoying TV and all of a sudden the network went to an advert break and you just know from that point that by the end of the break you will be
on your knees begging the torture to stop. There is one advert in particular that really pisses me off. The advert has something to do with a fucking frog, that used to be naked, jumping up and down on the TV screen making a noise that sounds as though a cat is getting killed. I HATE JAMSTER. Get your fucking ringtones and go back to whatever company you got fired from. Jamster you would not know if a ringtone if it started playing whilst up your ass.
Another thing that I hate is when people are watching a movie and they tell people that
that was impossible' and ' that was not like reality'. If people wanted to watch reality they would get a life. PEOPLE DO NOT WANT TO WATCH MOVIES THAT ARE LIKE REALITY END OF STORY.

HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!!

2005-04-18T22:27:00.000+10:00

HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!!

http://macromedia.com/macromedia/proom/pr/2005/adobe_macromedia.html

http://www.adobe.com/aboutadobe/invrelations/adobeandmacromedia.html

Here is a chat log where I try and point this out to someone with not a great deal of intelligence by the looks of things:

Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
^
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
hi...
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
sup agret
Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
^^
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
happy fellow
Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
its an arrow you idiot
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
lol
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
this is my sisters laptop
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
i have msn plus at home
Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
its got nothing to do with plus
Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
its an arrow pointing at my name
Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
so read it!
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
holy shit
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
Adobe owns macromedia!?
Messenger Plus! is my friend - HOLY SHIT! Adobe bought Macromedia for $3.4 billion!! says:
ye
(li)~Bart~(li) .:Ejukated:. says:
whoa thats mad

I HATE THE LIBERAL PARTY

2005-04-15T16:09:00.000+10:00

The Goods And Services TAX is the biggest scam since John Howard. In one way I am not complaining about GST because it makes my PC shopping cheaper (well that's how it is supposed to work). But if I go out and buy food I pay more. WHAT A F****** scam. What's worse is that it goes straight back to John Howard. Then he gets to spend everyone else's money the way he thinks is fit.
Another thing I hate is stamp duty. Usually moving house is a celebration. But not now. The government demands that people pay money. But that's not the only price that you have to pay. Further more you have to pay for advertisement or you can advertise privately, good luck,. Then you have to pay a lawyer to make your house change legal. So eventually you end up paying $15,000, That is the least you can pay.
Another thing I hate is TAX. It takes a big chunk out of your pay. And the government says "it's rebatable". YOU HARDLY GET ANY OF THE CASH BACK. And John Howard does not have to matter. That balding pain in the behind gets paid to spend cash. AUSTRALIAS GOVERNMENT SUCKS. And to think some of the people rate our government one of the best. It seems to all come down to the liberal party led by that balding person that just does not seem to keep promises. Damn you liberal party.

I'll Break into your house

2005-03-30T16:43:00.000+10:00

What a marvelous legal system we have today. For example:
If I were to see some furniture that I thought would be better to reside in my own house I could plot to break into that house and bind the inhabitants in that house whilst steeling some of the funiture. As I walk out of this house I may accidentally fall through your balcony. Then we will have a court hearing and I will win whilst in the process of suing you for Medical benifit cash as well as psychological cash.

THAT'S THE AUSTRALIAN LEGAL SYSTEM FOR YOU
NEXT POST I WILL BE DISCUSSING THE AMERICAN LEGAL SYSTEM

Microsofts Idea of Crashing

2005-03-04T14:10:00.000+11:00

(do dummies crash into your computer?)
Microsofts idea of computers Crashing.

2005-03-04T13:57:00.000+11:00

Well it's finally happened people. Bill has paid to become Sir, although he can't really use the title because he's not English,. Some people would ask "Did he pay to become knighted". Well ofcourse, being one of the richest men alive in this planet,. But unfortunately I can't really prove that and even if I did I would be forced to close my blog and swat teams would be after me. So really I don't think it's worth it. But I can still say stuff and draw rumors. Enclosed is a picture of his 'knighthood'.

This Is A Must See

2005-02-24T16:54:00.000+11:00

http://www.funnycrap.com/budgets
This sums up America pretty much

Continue Of Xbox Power Cables

2005-02-24T15:32:00.000+11:00

Well I have received my new and 'improved' xbox 'power cable'.
And as you can see it's 'improved'. Now it's got a test button (I really don't know why I would need one) and it's got a reset button. This just shows the way Microsoft is leading the way into the new technology era. Dear god I hope Microsoft doesn't start designing anything else (example toaster).

New PowerCords For all Xbox owners

2005-02-19T17:00:00.000+11:00

Well it's about time Microsoft give instead of take. This is a historical event. Simply goto xbox.com and click on the link and then $$ 8 months later (if your lucky) you will receive a certified xbox power cable. Don't I repeat DO NOT trust them with your email. afterall it's Microsoft we're talking about. In the mean time lets not hope there is too many burns. That would just mean more lawsuites against Microsoft and that would be a shame because they are a low profit organization.

McDonalds Workers

2005-02-19T15:23:00.000+11:00

My family insists that every friday we eat Hog Anus (aka McDonalds). I used to like it when I was younger but now it doesn't fill me and it's filled with fat (according to the subway guy on the TV).
So we go down to McDonalds and go through the drive thru because people are to lazy to get out the car. We goto the first window, the regretfuly handing over the money window. Usally the Mcdonalds person either forgets to give u change of 50 or she drops it out the Window. So thats ok a suppose but the worst is yet to come. We are actully going to the forsaken secound window, the food window. One of th members in my family is alergic to one of the things that they put in there barf burgers "Cheese burgers". We specifically tell them not to put the ingredient in. And so we have to wait 3 minutes in the waiting bay. Durin this time we nearly get hit by several cars. Eventully someone remebrs us and brings out the over priced junk food. if i wanted left over entrails i would say so. We get home and sure enough they have fucked up the intire order. My meal has not meat in it, my brothers coke has turned into a thickshake and my mums fries have turned into think air. they have these careless people that work at that slaughter house that have no brain or sense for that matter. They are getting paid for this they should do their fucking jobs properly.